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Sunday, June 12, 2005

Darth Scalia unphased by death of Apprentice Cheney, tells General Franks "Soon I will have a new apprentice."
Posted by Raznor

News of the death of the apprentice of Darth Scalia seemed not to disturb, or even surprise the Sith Lord, sources reported earlier.

"It was a necessary sacrifice," Scalia reportedly told General Franks when Franks informed him of the news. "Soon I will have a new apprentice. One slightly younger and theoretically more powerful, maybe."

Sources were unsure as to who the new apprentice would be, but Scalia has been invited to Bush's ranch in Crawford.


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