'Air Force 1 is WAAAAY better than AF2,' says Bush
Posted by the Bekka
At a meeting in the Oval Office today, and in response to Vice President Cheney's allegations of the "suckiness" of Air Force 2 and its accomodations, President Bush was heard to comment, "Nyah nyah na nyah nyah. That's why it pays to be president, boo-yah! In your face, bee-yatch!"

President Bush then proceeded to do a "touchdown dance" on the carpeted presidential seal in front of his desk. Vice President Cheney was unavailable for comment.