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Sunday, August 27, 2006

Posted by Elyce

Recently seen on a church sign:

"The vitamin Christians most need: Bl"

I must agree - a dose of bisexuality would do many Christians (especially Southern Baptists) a lot of good.

Oh, B1...Be One...oh, I get it.

I still think bisexuality would do them more good.


Blogger Ross said...

You're so right.

Bill Maher posited on the recent "Real Time" that the reason Republicans are so obsessed with puritanical sexuality because they are lousy lovers.

Also, this reminds me of a sign I once saw on a church marquee, Jeopardy-style:

"The Answer is: Jesus."
"The question is: who cares?"

8/28/2006 2:54 AM  
Blogger Elyce Rae Helford said...

Good one. Chad's fave has always been "Pray until something happens." Nothing like self-fulfilling prophesy, eh?

8/28/2006 5:16 AM  
Anonymous Veronica said...

Um. I still don't get it. Be One what?

8/30/2006 4:19 PM  
Blogger Elyce Rae Helford said...

Be a Christian, yes?

9/05/2006 9:49 AM  

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