Posted by Elyce
Recently seen on a church sign:
"The vitamin Christians most need: Bl"
I must agree - a dose of bisexuality would do many Christians (especially Southern Baptists) a lot of good.
Oh, B1...Be One...oh, I get it.
I still think bisexuality would do them more good.
Recently seen on a church sign:
"The vitamin Christians most need: Bl"
I must agree - a dose of bisexuality would do many Christians (especially Southern Baptists) a lot of good.
Oh, B1...Be One...oh, I get it.
I still think bisexuality would do them more good.
4 Comments:
You're so right.
Bill Maher posited on the recent "Real Time" that the reason Republicans are so obsessed with puritanical sexuality because they are lousy lovers.
Also, this reminds me of a sign I once saw on a church marquee, Jeopardy-style:
"The Answer is: Jesus."
"The question is: who cares?"
Good one. Chad's fave has always been "Pray until something happens." Nothing like self-fulfilling prophesy, eh?
Um. I still don't get it. Be One what?
Be a Christian, yes?
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