LOOK AT THE MONKEY
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Thursday, October 27: HARRIET MIERS, IN AN ACT DEEMED UNIVERSALLY "STUNNING" BY NEWS AGENCIES, WITHDRAWS HER NAME FROM CONSIDERATION FOR ASSOCIATE SUPREME COURT JUSTICE.

(friday, october 28: scooter libby indicted by grand jury investigation)

Monday, October 31: PRESIDENT BUSH NOMINATES CONSERVATIVE JUDGE SAMUEL "SCALITO" ALITO FOR ASSOCIATE SUPREME COURT JUSTICE.

Tuesday, November 1: PRESIDENT BUSH WARNS ENTIRE COUNTRY ABOUT IMPENDING THREAT OF ASIAN BIRD FLU EPIDEMIC AND INSUFFICIENCY OF VACCINE RESOURCES.