God Has Sense of Humor About Four Horsemen
Posted by Ross

It would seem that God almighty, creator of the universe, has a sense of humor when it comes to sending the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, symbolic representations of the end of times.

"There was the 2000 election," God said, "that was the first.

"The Red Sox and White Sox, of course. They were two and three respectively."

Sources say God is still unsure as to the identity of the fourth horseman, though they say he is currently deciding between nuclear armageddon, a "Day After Tomorrow"-style deep freeze, or Harriet Miers.