Dick Cheney a Shit-Eating Bastard, Pentagon Officials Say
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WASHINGTON (Reuters): Senior pentagon officials, speaking on condition of anonymity, have reached the consensus that the vice president is a shit-eating bastard.
"In the latest briefing, those of us who remember working with the bastard when he was Secretary of Defense for Bush I were wondering what words would best describe him," one official said. "I think my main man [General] Tommy [Franks] suggested, 'copious motherfucker,' but that didn't stick. Besides we already use 'anal retentive motherfucker' to describe Rummy."
After a three hour meeting, in which such suggestions as "Shit for brains", "Sack of Donkey Shit" and "Vomit Spewing Shit Goblin," finally "Shit-eating bastard" was suggested.
"It was perfect," one Second Lieutenant said. "Cheney's a bastard who eats his own shit. How simple can you get?"
The name will be now used in official documents circulated around the Pentagon throughout the duration of the current war.
As of press time, the shit-eating bastard was unavailable for comment.
Article here, but here's it is:
WASHINGTON (Reuters): Senior pentagon officials, speaking on condition of anonymity, have reached the consensus that the vice president is a shit-eating bastard.
"In the latest briefing, those of us who remember working with the bastard when he was Secretary of Defense for Bush I were wondering what words would best describe him," one official said. "I think my main man [General] Tommy [Franks] suggested, 'copious motherfucker,' but that didn't stick. Besides we already use 'anal retentive motherfucker' to describe Rummy."
After a three hour meeting, in which such suggestions as "Shit for brains", "Sack of Donkey Shit" and "Vomit Spewing Shit Goblin," finally "Shit-eating bastard" was suggested.
"It was perfect," one Second Lieutenant said. "Cheney's a bastard who eats his own shit. How simple can you get?"
The name will be now used in official documents circulated around the Pentagon throughout the duration of the current war.
As of press time, the shit-eating bastard was unavailable for comment.
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