Useful Idiots
Atrios excerpts an article by Art Buchwald from 1963, where he interviews a KGB agent known as Serge:
"I used to be in charge of all Communist subversive activity in the United States," he said.
"You were?" I asked in amazement.
Yes. Perhaps you have heard of the Orlov Plan?"
I admitted I hadn't, though I explained it was because I hadn't kept up much on subversive activities in the United States recently.
The Orlov Plan," he said, swigging down another vodka, "was the most masterful subversive plan ever devised in the cold war. I received the Fourth Order of the Lenin Cross for it."
"What was it?" I asked.
"I was in charge of all internal subversion in the United States from 1950 to just a few months ago. For years we had been trying to infiltrate the unions and the liberal groups, but we made little headway. We were wasting our money. The U.S. was stronger than ever, its policy towards the Soviets had toughened, and little damage was being done to American morale.
"I realized something had to be done. Then I hit upon it- the Orlov Plan.
The only people willing to wreck the United States government, I discovered, were the extreme right-wing groups. They were being ignored, and yet they were the key to all internal subversion. I laid out a plan. I would have my agents organize a program working through the extreme right wing which would stand the United States on it's head.
First I would get the right wing to accuse President Eisenhower of being a Communist. Then I would get them to call their own high government officials traitors. Then I would see that the right wing attacked American United Nations representatives. I also would convince the right wing that Russia didn't have atomic weapons.
Then I would encourage rumors that everyone in the State Department was either a Communist or a homosexual. I gave order to wreak havoc in the armed services by turning military officers against civilians. I even proposed they impeach Chief Justice Warren of the Supreme Court. I laid out different attacks on anyone who advocated better education or health facilities in the United States. And the topper was that anyhone who disagreed with this would be accused of being a card-holding Communist.
"When I proposed the plan in Moscow, the Kremlin thought I was crazy. But they figured they had nothing to lose. Well, you can see the results for yourself. The seeds of doubt about America are being planted by their own people, and we've been making more progress in wrecking the U.S. Constitution in the last few years than my predecessors have been able to do since the revolution."
Then you mean all these extreme right-wing groups are really Communist dupes?" I asked in surprise.
"Exactly, they're doing the Lord's work for the Soviet Union, and most of them don't even know it."
I'd comment, but I think I'll pass the time with a game of solitaire.
Atrios excerpts an article by Art Buchwald from 1963, where he interviews a KGB agent known as Serge:
"I used to be in charge of all Communist subversive activity in the United States," he said.
"You were?" I asked in amazement.
Yes. Perhaps you have heard of the Orlov Plan?"
I admitted I hadn't, though I explained it was because I hadn't kept up much on subversive activities in the United States recently.
The Orlov Plan," he said, swigging down another vodka, "was the most masterful subversive plan ever devised in the cold war. I received the Fourth Order of the Lenin Cross for it."
"What was it?" I asked.
"I was in charge of all internal subversion in the United States from 1950 to just a few months ago. For years we had been trying to infiltrate the unions and the liberal groups, but we made little headway. We were wasting our money. The U.S. was stronger than ever, its policy towards the Soviets had toughened, and little damage was being done to American morale.
"I realized something had to be done. Then I hit upon it- the Orlov Plan.
The only people willing to wreck the United States government, I discovered, were the extreme right-wing groups. They were being ignored, and yet they were the key to all internal subversion. I laid out a plan. I would have my agents organize a program working through the extreme right wing which would stand the United States on it's head.
First I would get the right wing to accuse President Eisenhower of being a Communist. Then I would get them to call their own high government officials traitors. Then I would see that the right wing attacked American United Nations representatives. I also would convince the right wing that Russia didn't have atomic weapons.
Then I would encourage rumors that everyone in the State Department was either a Communist or a homosexual. I gave order to wreak havoc in the armed services by turning military officers against civilians. I even proposed they impeach Chief Justice Warren of the Supreme Court. I laid out different attacks on anyone who advocated better education or health facilities in the United States. And the topper was that anyhone who disagreed with this would be accused of being a card-holding Communist.
"When I proposed the plan in Moscow, the Kremlin thought I was crazy. But they figured they had nothing to lose. Well, you can see the results for yourself. The seeds of doubt about America are being planted by their own people, and we've been making more progress in wrecking the U.S. Constitution in the last few years than my predecessors have been able to do since the revolution."
Then you mean all these extreme right-wing groups are really Communist dupes?" I asked in surprise.
"Exactly, they're doing the Lord's work for the Soviet Union, and most of them don't even know it."
I'd comment, but I think I'll pass the time with a game of solitaire.
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