The wisdom of Louis Black

I have Tough Talk in the background sort of half-paying attention as I look online, and Louis Black just said the funniest thing ever, I will try to transcribe it here, but I make no promises as to accuracy:

As far as the list of things we need to worry about, gay priests are on page 96, right behind "are we eating too much garlic as a people."

I'd tell you the context, but wasn't really paying attention.