In search of better Announcers

Derek Zumsteg's latest article is a must read. Especially if you're my mom, who hates D-backs announcers Thom Brennamen and Steve Lyons with an intense fiery passion.

This doesn't have much to do with the rest of the article, but the opening paragraph is hilarious:

I'm late this week, I know. This season I've been taking notes on all the drugs I was supposed to ask my doctor about, and Monday I asked my doctor about them all. I only now got out of his office and let me tell you: If you're suffering from social anxiety disorder, taking a drug that causes vomiting, diarrhea, and acne among its other side effects seems kind of counter-productive. But I'm no doctor.

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