On Ann Coulter and face punching

My lawyer (eg Mom) has advised me to retract my previous statement that I would go over and punch Ann Coulter in the face next time she complained against the liberal media. Besides the fact that this is practically impossible (I'd have to travel to New York on a weekly basis, and eventually my knuckles would get sore), and despite the fact that she's in need of a good bitch-slapping, I cannot, nor would not, ever condone the use of violence to settle such disputes.

But man, if we're ever in the same room, Ann Coulter is getting such a menacing glare that she wouldn't believe. Take that!